In a morning i go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress i wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her i want two piss. She says go to the toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna to piss onna plate. You sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna mabitch.
Later i go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and knife but no fock. I tella her i wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna fock. I tella her you no understand. I wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table. You sonna ma bitch, so i go back to my room inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed.
Call the manager and tella him i wanna shit he tell me to go toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna shit on my bed. He say you better not shit onna bed. You sonna ma bitch.
I go to the checkout and then the man at the desk say:"peace on you", i say piss on you too. You sonna ma bitch. I gonna back to Italy.
envoyé par Mehdi Molkaraie